Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022)

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022)

When a couple of intergalactic space crabs land on Earth, they encounter the one thing they didn't expect - A duo of dumb frat boys force-feeding them cocaine. As it turns out, cocaine gives space crabs an overbearing impulse to kill. (IMDB)

Robert McMonarch

Robert McMonarch

Austen Berndt

Austen Berndt

Austen Berndt

Robert McMonarch==

Chuck Magee

Christopher Toph Holland and Bo Bolin

Rick Snowdon

Unknown and Brandon Conrad

Rick Snowdon

Rick Snowdon

Rick Snowdon

Brent G. Baker

Brent G. Baker

Kat Andrews

Garrett Hayes

Chuck Magee

Kirk Kindle

Riley Vannoy

Reiker Vance, Finneus Conrad and Morgan Brown

Tre Foster

Jayna Brock

Vikkye Fetters-Delfino

Roger 'Bubbles' Kirkendoll

Rayne Lorentz-Wright

Rayne Lorentz-Wright

Rick VanDuyn

Doug Hoffman

Chuck Magee and Kat Andrews

Doug Hoffman

Topher Rodriguez and Taylor Bolden

Bo Bolin

Kelly Williams Brown, Ahna Barnes, Tiqvah Aviv

Chuck Magee and Kat Andrews

Chuck Magee and Kat Andrews

Chuck Magee and Kat Andrews

Chuck Magee

Kat Andrews

Nikki Russell

Chuck Magee

Sound track 

Cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

They've traveled so far just to pinch your face.

Cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

They want to eat you because they like the way you taste.

And we think of space as deep and dark and vast.

But their crab spaceship found us really fast.

They've been traveling since the day of their birth, till they discovered cocaine right here on Earth.

They liked it so much, they decided to stay.

They killed everything that got in their way.

They don't want slaves or our dogs.

They want our cocaine with a side of frogs.

Cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

They've traveled so far just to pinch your face.

Cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

They want to eat you 'cause they like the way you taste.

They didn't come here to smoke our Mary Jane.

We never thought they'd take all of our cocaine.

We've never seen an invasion such as this.

We thought there'd be a sign, thanks for all the fish.

Those cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

They've traveled so far just to pinch your face.

Cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

They want to eat you 'cause they like the way you taste.

So if you see a crab scooting down the street,

and it wants to snort cocaine off your dirty feet.

Just remember, they're a visiting alien race,

those cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

Cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

They've traveled so far just to eat your face.

Cocaine-snorting crabs from outer space.

They want to eat you 'cause they like the way you taste.

Yah, I'm a crab.