Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars (1989)
Aliens return to earth after 10 million years to see what has become of the
human experiment they have created only to be disappointed by what they find.
After landing they come upon Vernon a homeless bum and decide that earthlings
are untidy and figure crossing a vacuum and a human will elimate the problem
as well as create a better race of beings. The experiment however goes awry
after one of the aliens pee in Vernon's bottle of gin which makes him insanely
in love with the vacuum Dusty which was brought to life by the aliens. Things
get a tad bit crazy from here as Dusty tries to reproduce and Vernon tries
hard to find Dusty. (IMDB Kbone54)
This ultra-low budget curiosity is definitely a weird one, you'll never see
a rapist vacuum cleaner in any other movie and the ridiculous image stays with
you for a little while. The whole film feels like it was written on a bunch of
cocktail napkins. Plot-lines and story elements disappear & reappear haphazardly
and the movie goes off on a few tangents. (IMDB movieman_kev)